The Slicer Season 9, Episode 7

George

Why don't you see someone about it?

Jerry

I've called everyone. You know how hard it is to get a dermatologist in this town? (Kramer comes in) A real dermatologist.

Kramer

(Points to a page on the book) Squamous cell carcinoma.

George

You're not a doctor. You shouldn't even have books like this.

Kramer

George, that's what he has and I have to give him a call. Now we gotta came clean.