The Slicer Season 9, Episode 7

George

You're not a doctor. You shouldn't even have books like this.

Kramer

George, that's what he has and I have to give him a call. Now we gotta came clean.

George

You can't tell him the truth, you're gonna blow the whole thing.

Kramer

I don't want this on my conscience.

George

I'll get him to see a real doctor. You just stay away from this.