Elaine

(Shrugging it off) Anyway, your son is marrying my friend, Sue Ellen Mischke.

Usha

You're not going to the wedding, are you?

Elaine

Well ...

Usha

Don't go. India is a dreadful, dreadful place.

Zubin

You know, it's the only country that still has the plague? (laughing as he says the line) I mean, the plague! Please!