Kramer

(backing off) OK.

Elaine

So get this. I'm in the bathroom at work today, and I see Peggy using a seat protector.

Jerry

So?

Elaine

So... we're the only women on the floor. I mean, we're like roommates. Would-would you use a seat protector if you had a roommate?

Jerry

(seeing Kramer struggle to open a soda, spilling it all over) I think the damage is probably already done. (interrupting Kramer's inadequate attempt to clean up the soda) All right! I'll get that. Well, maybe she just practices good hygiene.