The Apology Season 9, Episode 9

Melissa

(grabbing the pickle jar and straining to open it) Oh, pickles! Unnhhhh! It's a tough one.

Jerry

Look, please stop! Let me help you with that!

Melissa

(finally opening the jar) Unnnnh! Oooh. That's gonna leave a welt. Look at that.

Jerry

(leaving the room) I can't. I can't look anymore. I-I-I've seen too much.

Elaine

Peggy, we've got to talk. What is it about me that you find so offensive?