Elaine

What!? I happen to have a very steady boyfriend. You know, I mean, we broke up a few times and there has been an occasional guy here or... or there, but, wh-why is this your business?

Peggy

It's not. Good day.

Elaine

(leaving the room after rubbing Peggy's keyboard on her butt, sticking the stapler in her armpit, and coughing on her doorknob) Oh. All right. You think I've got germs? I'll give you some germs. How about some for your keyboard, huh? Huh? Oooh, how about for your stapler. Hmmm? That's good, isn't it? You have a happy and a healthy.

Jerry

Well, technically he did apologize.

George

Jerry, I felt like a straight man in some horrible sketch. He was riffing! Riffing! On my pain!