Elaine

(leaving the room after rubbing Peggy's keyboard on her butt, sticking the stapler in her armpit, and coughing on her doorknob) Oh. All right. You think I've got germs? I'll give you some germs. How about some for your keyboard, huh? Huh? Oooh, how about for your stapler. Hmmm? That's good, isn't it? You have a happy and a healthy.

Jerry

Well, technically he did apologize.

George

Jerry, I felt like a straight man in some horrible sketch. He was riffing! Riffing! On my pain!

Jerry

So now you want an apology for the apology, plus the original apology?

George

That's right. I'm two in the hole!