Peterman

She's stuffed up, achy, and suffering from intense malaise.

Elaine

Oh, come on, we all have intense malaise. Right?

Peterman

I just spoke with her, Elaine. She's in bed.

Elaine

Yeah, let me tell you something: this is all in her mind, OK? She is insane. She thinks I made her sick because I coughed on her doorknob, rubbed her stapler in my armpit, and put her keyboard on my butt. Yeah, she's a wacko.

George

So you're Jason Hanke's supervisor?