Jerry

So you don't think it's attractive?

Elaine

It's hideous. The hair, the... the lumpiness. It's simian.

George

Well, some women like it.

Elaine

Hmm. Sickies.

Kramer

(in the shower, reading an instruction manual) Installing your Clarkman garbage disposal. Dismantle latch hasp beneath main drainage lot. Oh, come on, Clarkman.