Puddy

It's a germ.

Peggy

Elaine, it was very nice of you to bring the man you're currently sleeping with over to talk to me, but I assure you, I don't have any problem with germs.

Puddy

Don't you? Elaine.

Peggy

(flinching away) Please!

Puddy

I know it looks bleak. I've been there. Ten years ago waking up in bed next to a woman like this would've sent me running for the Phisohex.