Puddy

I know it looks bleak. I've been there. Ten years ago waking up in bed next to a woman like this would've sent me running for the Phisohex.

Peggy

Really?

Puddy

I still have trouble looking at those disgusting old bedroom slippers she slogs around in.

Elaine

Hey, I've had those since college. They're bunnies.

Puddy

They're bacteria traps.