George

(Reading the card from Whatley) 'This holiday season a donation has been made in your name to the Children's Alliance.'?

Jerry

Oh, that's nice.

George

I got him Yankee's tickets! He got me a piece of paper saying 'I've given your gift to someone else!'

Jerry

To a children's charity!

George

Don't you see how wrong that is?! Where's your Christmas spirit? And eye for an eye!