Jerry

Your hands were in the dough?

Kramer

No, I didn't make these bagels. (Jerry and George both take a bite) Yeah, they're day-olds. The homeless won't even touch them. (Jerry and George stop eating) Oh, we try to fool them by putting a few fresh ones on top, but they dig.. they, they test.

George

Alright. Uh, well, I'm out of here. (Gets up to leave)

Jerry

Happy Festivus!

Kramer

What's Festivus?