Jerry

His father..

George

Stop it! It's nothing. It's a stupid holiday my father invented. It doesn't exist!

Elaine

Happy Festivus, Georgie.

Kramer

Frank invented a holiday? He's so prolific!

Elaine

Kramer, listen, I got a little phone relay going, so, if a guy calls H&H and he's looking for me, you take a message.