Jerry

Is there a captain's hat involved in this?

Elaine

Maybe.

Frank

Kramer, I got your message. I haven't celebrated Festivus in years! What is your interest?

Kramer

Well, just tell me everything, huh?

Frank

Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had - but so did another man. As I rained blows opon him, I realized there had to be another way!