Kramer

Well, just tell me everything, huh?

Frank

Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had - but so did another man. As I rained blows opon him, I realized there had to be another way!

Kramer

What happened to the doll?

Frank

It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. 'A Festivus for the rest of us!'

Kramer

That musta been some kind of doll.