Frank

George, you're forgetting how much Festivus has meant to us all. I brought one of the casette tapes. (Franks pushes play, George as a child celebrating Festivus is heard)

Frank

Read that poem.

George

(Complaining) I can't read it. I need my glasses!

Frank

You don't need glasses, you're just weak! You're weak!

Estelle

Leave him alone!