George

(Complaining) I can't read it. I need my glasses!

Frank

You don't need glasses, you're just weak! You're weak!

Estelle

Leave him alone!

Frank

Alright, George. It's time for the feats of strength.

George

No! No! Turn it off! No feats of strength! (Gets up and starts running out of the coffee shop) I hate Festivus!