Gwen

I'm dating your friend, Jerry..

Kramer

Ahh.. I don't know who you really are, but I've seen Jerry's girlfriend, and she's not you. You're much better looking - and like, a foot taller.

Gwen

That's why we're always hiding in that coffee shop! He's afraid of getting caught.

Kramer

Oh, he's a tomcat.

Elaine

Steve.