Kruger

But there isn't.

George

Well, I - I could, Uh, I could give the money back. Here. (Holds it out)

Kruger

George, I don't get it. If there's no Human Fund, those donation cards were fake. You better have a damn good reason why you gave me a fake Christmas gift.

George

Well, sir, I - I gave out the fake card, because, um, I don't really celebrate Christmas. I, um, I celebrate Festivus.

Kruger

Vemonous?