George

Since when is Elaine's boyfriend selling cars? I thought he was a mechanic.

Jerry

I guess he graduated.

George

There's an easy move: go from screwin' you behind your back to screwin' you right to your face.

Jerry

(To Kramer) Thank you.

George

Puddy's just gonna give you the car, huh? (Skeptically) You'll see. First they stick you with the undercoating, rust-proofing, dealer prep. Suddenly, you're on your back like a turtle.