George

There's an easy move: go from screwin' you behind your back to screwin' you right to your face.

Jerry

(To Kramer) Thank you.

George

Puddy's just gonna give you the car, huh? (Skeptically) You'll see. First they stick you with the undercoating, rust-proofing, dealer prep. Suddenly, you're on your back like a turtle.

Jerry

All right. Calm down.

George

My father had a car salesman buddy. He was gonna fix him up real nice. Next thing I know, I'm gettin' dropped of in a Le Car with a fabric sunroof. All the kids are shoutin' at me, 'Hey, Le George! Bonjour, Le George! Let's stuff Le George in Le Locker!'