George

(Losing it) I guess everyone here enjoys giving the old screwgie, huh?! You're all doin' a hell of a job! (Looks longingly at the Twix in the machine) Ho, ho. What I would do with you..

Rick

Uh, Mr. Kramer, we're really not allowed to use the cars to run errands.

Kramer

Now look, Rick. I'm very close to giving this car, that my celebrity friend is considering, my full endorsement. (Looks out the window) Oooh, Let's see if I can get a smile from these femininas.. (Yells out to them) Hey, Ladies! (Points to the car) It's the Saab 900! What do you think? Can I interest you in a little supplemental restraint?! (They obviously do something to offend him. Kramer reacts with a face) Geez...

Jerry

(Tapping the door you lift to retrieve your candy on the machine) I think the candy comes out over there.

George

People can drop change down here, Jerry. And they're too lazy to pick it up.