George

(Looking at his finger) I think somethin' bit me. I just need another nickel.

Jerry

(While fishing through his pocket for change) Hey, Puddy thinks I should go for the CD player. What do you think? (Hands him a nickel)

George

Ho, ho, ho! He's got a live one. He's just reeling his big fish in!

Jerry

Hey, can I have my dollar back?

George

(Stingy) It's wrinkled. It's worthless.