George

Yes, I'd like to report a problem with one of your mechanics.

Willie

When did you bring the car in?

George

(To the man behind him in line) Yeah, right... I'm gonna get my car repaired at a dealership. Huh! Why don't I just flush my money down the toilet?

Willie

Sir, what, exactly, is the problem?

George

One of your guys - Kip, or Ned, short name - stole my Twix candy bar!