George

(To the man behind him in line) Yeah, right... I'm gonna get my car repaired at a dealership. Huh! Why don't I just flush my money down the toilet?

Willie

Sir, what, exactly, is the problem?

George

One of your guys - Kip, or Ned, short name - stole my Twix candy bar!

Willie

Are you saying he grabbed your candy bar away from you?

George

He might as well have! I caught him, and his face was covered in chocolate and cookie crumbs.