George

One of your guys - Kip, or Ned, short name - stole my Twix candy bar!

Willie

Are you saying he grabbed your candy bar away from you?

George

He might as well have! I caught him, and his face was covered in chocolate and cookie crumbs.

Willie

I thought you said it was a Twix.

George

Oh, it was. But he claimed it was a 5th Avenue bar.