Jerry

Clearly, no one else can stand to be with either one of you.

Elaine

I guess.

Puddy

Good point.

Jerry

(Smiling, like a salesman) All right. Now, what do I have to do to put you two in a relationship today?

Kramer

Cars can go on empty, but not us humans, huh, fella? I'll get us a couple of Twix bars.