Jerry

Well, this'll be a very interesting experiment to see if Kramer says something. You sure you wanna go through with this?

Elaine

Listen, Jerry. She never dates, and I know it's because of her hair.

Jerry

Hello. Oh, hi mom. Yeah, I was at Nana's yesterday. I had to help her open a ketchup bottle. Hey, mom, let me ask you a question. Do you remember when you were a kid, your father winning like a thousand dollars at the track? (listens) Really? Did you know he gave uncle Leo a hundred dollars, and he was supposed to give you fifty? (listens) How do I know? Because Nana doesn't know what year it is, and she thinks this just happened. (listens) Well, I think you should. Okay, bye.

Morty

Do you know what the interest on that fifty dollars comes to over fifty-three years?

Helen

Oh, Morty, please.