Jerry

Come on up.

Elaine

Well, this is it. Shall I go get Kramer?

Jerry

No no, he'll come in. Well, this is gonna be my first opportunity to not kiss her hello.

Elaine

What is the big deal about putting your lips on somebody's face?

Jerry

It's the obligation, you know? As soon as this person comes in, you know you have to do this. I mean, if you could, say, touch a breast as part of the kiss hello, then I think I could see the value in it a little better.