Elaine

What is the big deal about putting your lips on somebody's face?

Jerry

It's the obligation, you know? As soon as this person comes in, you know you have to do this. I mean, if you could, say, touch a breast as part of the kiss hello, then I think I could see the value in it a little better.

Elaine

How 'bout an intercourse hello? How would that be?

Jerry

Elaine, now you're being ridiculous.

Elaine

(indicating) That's her. That's her.