Jerry

It's the obligation, you know? As soon as this person comes in, you know you have to do this. I mean, if you could, say, touch a breast as part of the kiss hello, then I think I could see the value in it a little better.

Elaine

How 'bout an intercourse hello? How would that be?

Jerry

Elaine, now you're being ridiculous.

Elaine

(indicating) That's her. That's her.

Wendy

Hi/Hey.