Kramer

I think the chair is a fantastic gift idea. But I never heard of this Joe Mayo. And frankly, it sounds made up.

George

Oh, so now I have to buy this whole chair by myself?

Jerry

No, you don't have to buy anything.

George

I already bought it! I've been lyin' to you for three days, and now you're all screwin' me!

Jerry

I don't understand. Why didn't you tell us you had it?