George

I already bought it! I've been lyin' to you for three days, and now you're all screwin' me!

Jerry

I don't understand. Why didn't you tell us you had it?

George

I needed it! My back is... a little tweaked.

Jerry

Because of your giant wallet. Just get rid of it!

George

Never! It is a part of me. I will just return the chair, and it will be easy, because the receipt is in my good friend.