George

(we hear him think) My friends are idiots, she doesn't look like Jerry. She doesn't look like anybody. And so what if does look like Jerry,what does that mean?. That I could have everything I have with Jerry but because it's a woman I could also have sex with her....And that somehow that would be exactly what I always wanted.....She doesn't even look like Jerry..

Sally

You know I really do look like your friend Jerry.

George

I know....

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Sally

Ok so I go to meet Jerry Seinfeld at this horrible coffee shop right? And he's like 'Hey stop doing your show.' and I'm like, Hello! It's a free country. So then he goes.' Okay Shmootsie' and he starts pulling at my sweater right?. He's getting, you know, Hands Across America.