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Thanks for watching Nine News. We leave you tonight with a scene from Sally Weavers One woman show.

Sally

Ok so I go to meet Jerry Seinfeld at this horrible coffee shop right? And he's like 'Hey stop doing your show.' and I'm like, Hello! It's a free country. So then he goes.' Okay Shmootsie' and he starts pulling at my sweater right?. He's getting, you know, Hands Across America.

Jerry

There really was shmootz on I didn't try to grab her

Sally

...And this is what he looks like when he's eating...

Jerry

Get Out of my House!!.