Jerry

Well I got a complaint. This cartoon stinks.

Elaine

I'll tell you who doesn't think it stinks, The New Yorker. that's right. They're publishing it in their next issue. Oh! you know what I just ran into Newman in the hall and he said you tried to grope Sally Weaver.

Jerry

oh! that's it I'm gonna put an end to this.

Elaine

The pig says 'my wife is a slut.'

Jerry

Now that's a complaint. ...Hello Sally, yeah this is Jerry,I just wanted to leave you a message that I caught your little piece on TV and..