Elaine

The pig says 'my wife is a slut.'

Jerry

Now that's a complaint. ...Hello Sally, yeah this is Jerry,I just wanted to leave you a message that I caught your little piece on TV and..

Jerry

....I'm getting a little tired of hearing how horrible I am and would appreciate it if you would leave me out of your act all together.

Jerry

(from the back of the club, leaving) That's it I'm calling in the big guns.

Sally

To cease and desist on behalf of my client, Jerry Seinfeld. Signed ; Crybaby Jerry Seinfeld's Lawyer. Ok but I got two words for you Jerry Seinfeld...(censored beep)...You