George

Does she care? No. Does anyone ever display the slightest sensitivity over the problems of a fellow individual? No. No. A resounding no!

Guy

Hey, sorry I took so long.

George

Oh that's OK, really, don't worry about it.

Elaine

How do people fast? Did Ghandi get this crazy? I'm gonna walk around, see what dishes look good.

Jerry

I told my uncle I had a stomach ache tonight. You think he bought that?