The Chinese Restaurant Season 2, Episode 11

Jerry

I'm with you.

George

Well, it's this little place with this little bathroom. It's like right there, you know, it's not even down a little hall or off in an alcove. You understand? There's no... buffer zone. So, we start to fool around, and it's the first time, and it's early in the going. And I begin to perceive this impending... intestinal requirement, whose needs are going to surpass by great lengths anything in the sexual realm. So I know I'm gonna have to stop. And as this is happening I'm thinking, even if I can somehow manage to momentarily... extricate myself from the proceedings and relieve this unstoppable force, I know that that bathroom is not gonna provide me with the privacy that I know I'm going to need...

Jerry

This could only happen to you.

George

So I finally stop and say, 'Tatiana, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but I think it would be best if I left'.

Jerry

You said this to her after.