Elaine

The one you broke the plans with tonight?

Jerry

Yeah, she works in his office. Now she's gonna see him tomorrow and tell him she saw me here tonight. He's gonna tell his wife, his wife's gonna call my mother. Oh, this is bad, you don't know, the chain reaction of calls this is gonna set off. New York, Long Island, Florida, it's like the Bermuda Triangle. Unfortunately, nobody ever disappears. My uncle to my aunt, my aunt to my mother, my mother to my uncle...

Jerry

...My uncle to my cousin, my cousin to my sister, my sister to me.

Elaine

You should've just had dinner with your uncle tonight and gotten in over with. It's just a movie.

Jerry

Just a movie?! You don't understand. This isn't 'Plans 1 through 8 from Outer Space', this is 'Plan 9', this is the one that worked. The worst movie ever made!