Jerry

Just a movie?! You don't understand. This isn't 'Plans 1 through 8 from Outer Space', this is 'Plan 9', this is the one that worked. The worst movie ever made!

Jerry

Hey, I got news for you, if we're making this movie, we gotta get a table immediately.

Elaine

Alright, OK. Let's stop fooling around. Let's just slip him some money.

Jerry

In a Chinese restaurant? Do they take money?

Elaine

Do they take money? Everyone takes money. I used to go out with a guy who did it all the time, you just slip him 20 bucks.