George
(in his mind) I think that ginger ale at the coffee shop is just Coke and Sprite mixed together. How can I prove it? Ah! Can't, dammit. (knock at door. George goes to open it)
Maura
(cheerily) Hey, Honey. (she sweeps in, shuts the door behind her, and sits down)
George
(still by the door) What? M-Maura, what are you doin' here? I ended this relationship... twice!
Maura
George, you didn't mean that. That was just a fight.
George
Why does it always seem like I'm the only one working at this break-up?