George

Hey, you know, there's this secretary at work that always had a crush on me.

Jerry

Really? How come you never pursued her before?

George

She's too tanned. It's the middle of the winter, she's like a carrot.

Elaine

(coming back into Monk's) Did I leave my glasses here?

Jerry

(to Elaine, still joking) He can wipe out his checking account in a single bounce!