Phil

That's my wife.

Jerry

(nodding awkwardly for a moment) All right, I think we're done here. (Jerry leaves and Phil shuts the door darkly)

Jerry

(in a tuxedo) So, you're in a relationship with a woman you don't like, and you're having an affair with a woman that won't have sex with you.

George

This isn't going well.

Jerry

I cannot find my Jerry Lewis cufflinks. Without 'em, I have no in!