Jerry

(in a tuxedo) So, you're in a relationship with a woman you don't like, and you're having an affair with a woman that won't have sex with you.

George

This isn't going well.

Jerry

I cannot find my Jerry Lewis cufflinks. Without 'em, I have no in!

George

You don't need the cufflinks! You have the same name! (no reaction) 'Jerry'! (heads for door, grabbing his coat)

Jerry

Where are you goin'? Help me look!