George

What d'you mean?

Receptionist

She had some personal affair she had to attend to. I left a message on your machine. You didn't get it?

George

When did you leave the message?

Receptionist

Few hours ago.

George

(pointedly) Oh, I'm sorry, I require twenty-four hours notice for a cancellation. Now, as I see it, you owe me seventy-five dollars.