Morty

Daily what?

Helen

(coming into the condo) Have you read today's Boca Breeze?

Kramer

(looking at the newsletter) Hey, look at that. Picture of me, huh? (reading out loud) Candidate Cosmo Kramer caught barefoot in clubhouse.

Morty

Barefoot in the clubhouse? Don't you realize this is against the rules.

Kramer

Well, I couldn't find my shoes.