Jerry

No one's stealing a tractor, it's a five-mile-an-hour getaway. We're dancing around the obvious, it's gotta be disfigurement.

George

Does she walk around holding a pen she never seems to need?

Jerry

No, she looks completely normal.

George

Oh. Okay, here it is, I got it. She lost her thumbs in a tractor accident and they grafted her big toes on. They do it every day.

Jerry

You think she's got toes for thumbs?