Elaine

I am not going to hell and if you think I'm going to hell, you should care that I'm going to hell even though I am not.

Puddy

You stole my Jesus fish, didn't you?

Elaine

Yeah, that's right!

Mickey

Oh, my liver! Why did I drink all those years? Why did I look for love in a bottle?

Wexler

Mr. Kramer? You're up.